searching for my sun

I have reached problems in critical mass when it comes to plotting.

See, I cannot write Clark/Bruce, no matter how much I want to. I can READ it just fine, but writing it?

Lois keeps interfering. Not in a 'hey Clark is married to me, remember that' way but rather 'I am HIJACKING YOUR POV AND GIVING MINE AND YOU WILL TAKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE MY BITCH' way.

I prefer the first ecause then I can ignore her. But no. Noooooo. Nooooo.

This will end up Clark/Bruce/Lois, I swear. What happened to OTPing? To monogamy??? Why are my characters all sluts in the end? Or maybe it's just Lois's influence because I like this girl waaaay too much. (God she's glorious and I love her and my narratives already sound like her.)

Fuck balls.

/writes... things... down...

Also, I find it interesting that a woman created in the 1930s managed to grab me so much harder than most recently-created female characters. Or maybe it's just because it's Lois. The last time a girl grabbed me like this, she dressed up as a boy and has a crossdresser for a father.

IthinkIhaveacrush,ohyes.

Signs in which you might not be sane:

Bruce Wayne as Oda Nobunaga. The Brucie persona fits as the Fool of Owari. Gotham can be Japan. WhatamIdoing.

Clark Kent is NOT MORI RANMARU. I don't know who he is. The farmer's son it fits him well as Hideyoshi, but his entire demeanour is so bloody not Hideyoshi. He can't be Mitsuhide because that's possibly Dick- NO WAIT, DICK IS HIS MORI RANMARU, AND HIS NOUHIME IS TALIA, AND HIS KITSUNO IS SELINA.

The Joker can totally be his Imagawa.

... So who is Clark. Katsuie? OH GOD LOIS AS BRUCE'S SISTER.

How did this turn from plotting for a Clark/Bruce fic into Bruce-is-Oda-Nobunaga.

/froths in mouth

Again. What am I doing.

Herpes me.

IT IS SO EASY TO IMAGINE BRUCE IN SENGOKU JIDAI EXCEPT FOR THE WHOLE WARLORD AND KILLING THING-- help.

I really shouldn't have read Shogun of Steel at midnight, should I.

does one need four keyboards to work on four fics at the same time.

Windshear + band AU + that birthday fic for that awesome woman (khr!kuroshitsuji wot) + khr_exchange

nah i think what i need is four brains.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SAME CHARACTERS LIVING IN MY HEAD

okay because i'm bored, here have one line each for each fic and you can guess where it's from or something

1. Reborn is outside, not here because this is a battle that he has to fight alone. It’s one that he has chosen for himself (as far as one can ‘choose’ when one isn’t given much of a choice at all-)

2. And, at the end, a small slice of sweet potato cake with sweet cream for dessert.

3. "I should have bitten him to death," he said, almost contemplatively.

4. He wakes up to white, so white that it blinds him.

YES I AM BEING A BASTARD AND VAGUE =D

and yes every one of those fics have Hibari in them. What do you expect. /uses hibari icon