May. 30th, 2013
Yes, this is the fic I've been working on since the beginning of forever, or that's what it feels like. @_@ You'll see why I complain so much if you read it, ahahaha.
Credit go to
afra_schatz for inspiring me and beta-ing so much of this for me. This fic is dedicated to you, lovely. ♥
i'll bite my thumb at thee
Characters/Pairings: Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen, Orlando Bloom/Miranda Kerr
Rating: PG-13 (as worksafe as a Shakespeare play, I promise)
Words: ~17,150
Disclaimer: Didn’t happen, just the product of my imagination.
Summary: In the fair city of Verona, two warring families lived: the Montagues and the Capulets. The story of the boy of Montague and the girl of Capulet has been told many, many times. This, however, is not their story. This is the story of their friends; once called Mercutio and Tybalt, they are now named Viggo and Sean.
Warnings: Attempt at period-appropriate language, letter format, lack of explicit sex, major character death right in the beginning.
Notes: Plot from Romeo and Juliet, style and form from Goethe’s The Sorrows of Young Werther, a lot of references to Greek mythology, and inspired by the Hungarian version of the R&J musical. This fic is subtitled: ‘The author is a nerd and it really shows.’
Pictures:
Orlando Montague and Miranda Capulet: http://i.imgur.com/ROoxGwg.jpg
Sean Bean, nephew to Lady Capulet: http://i.imgur.com/gUG6srd.jpg
Viggo Mortensen, friend of Orlando and Dominic Montague, kinsman of the Prince of Verona: http://i.imgur.com/K13xCBl.jpg
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i'll bite my thumb at thee
Characters/Pairings: Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen, Orlando Bloom/Miranda Kerr
Rating: PG-13 (as worksafe as a Shakespeare play, I promise)
Words: ~17,150
Disclaimer: Didn’t happen, just the product of my imagination.
Summary: In the fair city of Verona, two warring families lived: the Montagues and the Capulets. The story of the boy of Montague and the girl of Capulet has been told many, many times. This, however, is not their story. This is the story of their friends; once called Mercutio and Tybalt, they are now named Viggo and Sean.
Warnings: Attempt at period-appropriate language, letter format, lack of explicit sex, major character death right in the beginning.
Notes: Plot from Romeo and Juliet, style and form from Goethe’s The Sorrows of Young Werther, a lot of references to Greek mythology, and inspired by the Hungarian version of the R&J musical. This fic is subtitled: ‘The author is a nerd and it really shows.’
Pictures:
Orlando Montague and Miranda Capulet: http://i.imgur.com/ROoxGwg.jpg
Sean Bean, nephew to Lady Capulet: http://i.imgur.com/gUG6srd.jpg
Viggo Mortensen, friend of Orlando and Dominic Montague, kinsman of the Prince of Verona: http://i.imgur.com/K13xCBl.jpg
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( i'll bite my thumb at thee [1/2] )