VAMPIRE AU FOR THE WIN after that post of lose

Random thoughts at 2am, after drama and emo and failing-at-life, I come back to fandom

K SO. VAMPIRE AU FOR REBORN. Somehow this is not Twilight! There isn't much Romance! Somehow this has political intrigue.

Guys I'm deluded. Bear with me. Anyway, so!

Lord of Western Europe/King of the Vampires - Timoteo (3145) and, later, Tsuna (132)
Lord of Eastern Europe - Dino Cavallone (2219)
Lord of the Asiatic States - Hibari Kyouya (317)
Lord of the Middle East - Rokudo Mukuro (1267 in this incarnation, 2535 in total)
Lord of Northern Americas - Byakuran (2539)
Lady of Southern Americas - Uni (867)
Lord of the South - Sasagawa Ryohei (1744)

Council of Elders - Arcobaleno

WHY YES THE NUMBERS ARE THEIR AGES. This is the epic tale of Tsuna's journey to win over the crazy fuckers the Lords of the various states so he will be accepted as the KING OF VAMPIRES. The Arcobaleno are the eternally young old farts, and Reborn is treating Tsuna as his slave - as usual - and whipping him into proper shape. Mukuro is fucked up in the head and the only person who remembers all his prior lives because, in his first incarnation, he's born with a vampiric eye and is thus CURSED.

Hibari is the young half-blood whippersnapper who got sick of the old ruler, fought his way to the top, and sat down as Lord at the tender age of 200 or so (which is like 8 years old lmfao HEY HEADCANON SORT OF WORKS). Or, as he prefers it, the daimyo. Dino is, as usual, a pedophile completely besotted with this boy. Hibari is also the LAST BOSS - i.e. the last person that Tsuna needs to convince.

Byakuran is SECRET LAST BOSS who totally creates a war after Tsuna's coronation is confirmed. WAHAHAHAHA.

Of course and then we have YAMAMOTO the human and Gokudera the half-blood and their epic adventures as Tsuna's left and right hands especially. There is UST and sex BUT there are also more mommy/belonging issues with Gokudera, and with Yamamoto there- are no issues. =D Except watching his human father die BUT HEY.

AND CAN WE HAVE VARIA NOW? Xanxus totally throws a tantrum-fit and tries to attack the King with his own Lords (notice that there are seven of them? =D) but then they totally get trashed. Only good shows worth watching was Xanxus-versus-Tsuna and Mukuro-versus-Mammon. Aka THE YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER BATTLE and THE OLD FARTS. Bwee.

Randomly, 10069 in this AU is perfectly hilarious. Here, have a snippet from 2:30am.

"Mukuro-kun, would you marry me?"
"Kufufufu, when the world ends, my love. When the world ends."
"I can make that happen, dearest. Just for you~"
"But wouldn't that ruin the fun? We will be so bored..."
"You're right as always, Mukuro-kun. It's so much more fun watching the children destroy themselves.
/EVIL LAUGHTER.

Hahaha oh god self what.

VAMPIRE AU FOR THE WIN after that post of lose

Random thoughts at 2am, after drama and emo and failing-at-life, I come back to fandom

K SO. VAMPIRE AU FOR REBORN. Somehow this is not Twilight! There isn't much Romance! Somehow this has political intrigue.

Guys I'm deluded. Bear with me. Anyway, so!

Lord of Western Europe/King of the Vampires - Timoteo (3145) and, later, Tsuna (132)
Lord of Eastern Europe - Dino Cavallone (2219)
Lord of the Asiatic States - Hibari Kyouya (317)
Lord of the Middle East - Rokudo Mukuro (1267 in this incarnation, 2535 in total)
Lord of Northern Americas - Byakuran (2539)
Lady of Southern Americas - Uni (867)
Lord of the South - Sasagawa Ryohei (1744)

Council of Elders - Arcobaleno

WHY YES THE NUMBERS ARE THEIR AGES. This is the epic tale of Tsuna's journey to win over the crazy fuckers the Lords of the various states so he will be accepted as the KING OF VAMPIRES. The Arcobaleno are the eternally young old farts, and Reborn is treating Tsuna as his slave - as usual - and whipping him into proper shape. Mukuro is fucked up in the head and the only person who remembers all his prior lives because, in his first incarnation, he's born with a vampiric eye and is thus CURSED.

Hibari is the young half-blood whippersnapper who got sick of the old ruler, fought his way to the top, and sat down as Lord at the tender age of 200 or so (which is like 8 years old lmfao HEY HEADCANON SORT OF WORKS). Or, as he prefers it, the daimyo. Dino is, as usual, a pedophile completely besotted with this boy. Hibari is also the LAST BOSS - i.e. the last person that Tsuna needs to convince.

Byakuran is SECRET LAST BOSS who totally creates a war after Tsuna's coronation is confirmed. WAHAHAHAHA.

Of course and then we have YAMAMOTO the human and Gokudera the half-blood and their epic adventures as Tsuna's left and right hands especially. There is UST and sex BUT there are also more mommy/belonging issues with Gokudera, and with Yamamoto there- are no issues. =D Except watching his human father die BUT HEY.

AND CAN WE HAVE VARIA NOW? Xanxus totally throws a tantrum-fit and tries to attack the King with his own Lords (notice that there are seven of them? =D) but then they totally get trashed. Only good shows worth watching was Xanxus-versus-Tsuna and Mukuro-versus-Mammon. Aka THE YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER BATTLE and THE OLD FARTS. Bwee.

Randomly, 10069 in this AU is perfectly hilarious. Here, have a snippet from 2:30am.

"Mukuro-kun, would you marry me?"
"Kufufufu, when the world ends, my love. When the world ends."
"I can make that happen, dearest. Just for you~"
"But wouldn't that ruin the fun? We will be so bored..."
"You're right as always, Mukuro-kun. It's so much more fun watching the children destroy themselves.
/EVIL LAUGHTER.

Hahaha oh god self what.