This is the stalker fic I have been working on during quite a bit of my month-long holidays. It's basically based off on a prompt that helena_s_renn gave me way back in October or so. The whole thing is finished and beta'd, just waiting to be posted. :3

Beta’d by halfthewords. Thank you, Sierra lovely. ♥

every breath you take [1/3]

Characters/Pairing: Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen, some OCs
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~6450 for this part
Disclaimer: Didn’t happen, a product of imagination.
Summary: Someone is watching Sean, and it’s not Viggo.
Warning: Suspense, creepiness, sex. You might want to draw your curtains before reading.
Notes: Completed, but I'll be posting a part once every week (or so) because of the nature of the fic itself. Suspense is better when you have to wait. :D

( every breath you take [1/3] )

This really is a fic flood and I apologise in advance to my f-list, aha. But honestly, this would probably be the last one for a while. 8D I'm working on more, don't worry. /holidays are the BEST times for writing. I am just as bloody uncreative about my titles as ever, though, so there's that at least. Aha.

Also, afra_schatz inspired this and beta'd this, so it's dedicated to her. ♥!

December 17th

Characters/Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean
Rating: NC-17 for sex and language
Words: ~2400
Disclaimer: Didn’t happen, a product of imagination.
Summary: Orlando and Sean try to decorate a Christmas tree. Keyword: ‘try’.
Notes: For the December 17th entry on the lotr_advent.

( December 17th )

There might just be a fic-flood in the following days. I finished all my exchanges, aha. But in the mean time, have something Noa and I are working on!

Title: monologues for two [1/?]
Authors: noalinnea and evocates
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~1500
Disclaimer: Didn't happen, just a product of imagination!
Summary: Sean and Viggo navigate conversation. A dialogue-only fic.

( monologues for two [1/?] )

... So this fic. I wrote it in the mess of my essay-writing period, in piques of depression and frustration. I nearly gave up so many times on this, and it ended up being something almost cathartic. This is a very, very dark fic. I don't use that as a warning for rape or anything like that. It's just incredibly depressing. Please, please, please heed the warnings.

It might be strange that I dedicate such a horribly dark fic to someone, but this fic is dedicated to noalinnea. She's the one who continuously encouraged me to write it, so in the end, it might as well be written for her. 8D So: for you, lovely! Congratulations on passing the test and being a doctor! ♥♥♥ I hope this fic didn't make you feel too horrible about everything in the world.

Oh, and because of the nature of this fic? I'm pretty much not cross-posting it.

Edit: Okay, so it's not as horrid as I thought. >_>

half-life

Characters/Pairing: Technically Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen, but... you’ll see.
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~14500 + ~500
Beta: helena_s_renn, thank you so much!
Disclaimer: Every single thing is a product of imagination. It didn't happen and I really hope that it didn’t. Depiction is not endorsement. This disclaimer is super important.
Summary: There’s nothing anyone can do that is worse than what you can do to yourself.
Warnings: Alcoholism, self-hatred, an overuse of real life events, casual misogyny, anonymous unsafe sex with strangers, possibly confusing plot. Basically, if you don’t want the complete destruction of happy endings, clear-cut characters, right and wrong, and idealised versions of these men, don’t read this.

( half-life )

I don't have Aragorn and Boromir to offer you, mooms, so have Sean and Viggo instead. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

silk.

Characters/Pairing: Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen
Rating: R
Words: 150
Disclaimer: Didn’t happen. Product of my imagination.
Summary: White and blue and gold.

( silk. )

.... For some reason, I have been writing a hell lot of random stuff for people lately. I apologise for spamming the f-list, but here, have more. (There's probably more once I start on the Halloween fics too, but I'm distracted by a huge fic project that's suddenly decided to smack me on the face, oops. And actual academic school work. But pfft, priorities.)

red roses and white knights

Characters/Pairing: Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~1550
Disclaimer: Didn’t happen, just the product of my imagination.
Summary: Viggo receives a present on his birthday. Written for noalinnea on Viggo’s birthday and disregards reality.

( red roses and white knights )

... So I'm posting my prompt fics from this post. (Psst, if you want to prompt me still, it's open!) I'm trying to not spam your f-lists, though, so a lot of them will be collapsed in one post. (They are all kind of tiny anyway, fff.)

envidia

Characters/Pairing: Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen
Rating: PG
Words: ~300
Disclaimer: Didn’t happen, just the product of my imagination.
Summary: Sean wants Viggo to shut off the music. Written for j_flattermann’s prompt.

( envidia )

blue sunlight, in Istanbul

Characters/Pairing: Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen
Rating: PG
Words: ~500
Disclaimer: Didn’t happen, just the product of my imagination.
Summary: “Every single city had a different-coloured sun.” Written for noalinnea’s prompt. A sequel to grazed knees.

( blue sunlight, in Istanbul )

AND NOW IT'S DONE. /scurries back to Spivak readings to do for school

assassins’ tango [3/3]

Characters/Pairing: Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen, Vincent Cassel, Ariadna Gil, Daragh O’Malley, Ian McKellen, David Cronenberg.
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~18500 in total, ~3100 in this part
Disclaimer: I’m pretty sure Sean and Viggo are actors, not assassins. So this didn’t happen, just the product of my imagination. Depiction is not endorsement.
Summary: All couples have at least one or two little secrets they keep from each other, don’t they? A Mr. and Mrs. Smith AU. In this part: Sean and Viggo meet their bosses.
Warnings: AU, violence, mentions of murder, no sex this time.

Part Two

( assassins' tango [3/3] )