Orlando and Bean (obviously) - "It was as if he didn't understand the concept of 'shut up'." (Extra points if it's Orlando saying that :) (Which I stole from one of my fav prompt generator sites that also hosts gems such as this one: Stuck in a glass elevator with a mime. Again. - I love that site.)

or, if you're not in the mood for humour/crack, how about this one: Sean/Orlando - "it's the worst thing you could've done"

(btw I got a collection of rather nice prompt generators here. ALSO btw, I WILL get to read your essay, life has been CRAZY this week but I am so looking forward to it. So sorry I'm so horribly slow)