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1. Vincent (Final Fantasy VII)
2. Hakkai (Saiyuki)
3. Gojyo (Saiyuki)
4. Byakuya (Bleach)
5. Wufei (Gundam Wing)
6. Kaien (Bleach)
7. Envy (Fullmetal Alchemist)
8. Reno (Final Fantasy VII)
9. Goujun (Saiyuki)
10. Tokito (Wild Adapter)
11. Kubota (Wild Adapter)
12. Rufus (Final Fantasy VII)
13. Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII)
14. Kenren (Saiyuki)
15. Tenpou (Saiyuki)
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jadeemperor - 3, 8, & 13 are having a group date with 1, 6 & 10 respectively. What kind of place do they go for this date? Also, what happens after the said date?
Gojyo[3] and Vincent[1], Reno[8] and Kaien[6], Tokito[10] and Sephiroth[13] are all on a group date together...? Oh dear. Let's see, Gojyo and Reno will flirt with each other while Sephiroth and Vincent roll their eyes at them and stare at each other for some reasonahahaha OTP shamelessness. Kaien will be very amused by Tokito's honesty, and Tokito will sulk because, dude, his date is eyeing someone else and his Kubo-chan is not here.
After the date, Gojyo and Reno will go home and continue mock-flirting and talking about their respective SO and discuss ideas about how to top them. Sephiroth and Vincent will be off having a... spar. Kaien, in his infinite boredom, will be dragged off to Tokito's place to meet 'Kubo-chan'. And he will be scared shitless.
alma_alba - 5 and 10 are being kinky. What are they doing, and who's on top?
... Um. Wufei and Tokito... uh... They're tying each other up. Tokito is topping from the bottom because he learned a few things from his Kubo-chan, and Wufei is secretly loving being dominated like that because he has Control Issues.
- 1, 2, 3, 4, and 6. If they are not Gundam Wing characters, which GW person are they most like? If any of them are, then what Bleach character is that person most like?
Vincent[1] will be Trowa, because he broods and hides his face behind his hair/clothes. There is also the whole rape connotation (Hojo in Vincent's case). Hakkai[2] will definitely be Quatre, because he's nice and sweet and then he turns around and kills you. And then he'll apologize for doing it messily because it's Not Nice to kill people messily, you see. Gojyo[3] will be Fandom!Maxwell, the resident flirt with the Issues and the Street Kid Past and the Hiding Angst Behind Laughter. There is also the long hair. Byakuya[4] will be Heero, as he's the Leader and Cold and Strong with a Troublesome Woman. Kaien[6] will be Canon!Maxwell, for he is Heero's Best Friend and is seriously a cheerful person but still kickass.
... The Hakkai-Quatre comparison scares me the most. The quiet ones, indeed.
- 7 and 8 conspire to steal 12's underwear. 11 catches them in the act. How does 11 react, what do 7 and 8 do upon being caught, and most importantly -- what kind of underwear is it they're stealing?
Envy[7] and Reno[8] would so conspire to steal Rufus[12]'s underwear. Kubota[11] catches them in the act, and smiles creepily at them and doesn't really do anything except, you know, smile creepily. Envy is severely creeped out because, dude, somebody can do creepy better than he does, and Reno doesn't exactly do anything or is scared because he gets this constantly from Tseng.
And they're stealing boxers, of course. Black silk boxers that feel so nice when you rub them against your cheeks and smell. Not that Reno is saying anything. Really, he isn't.
- What would be the plot of a fic in which 9 submits to bondage with 13?
... Goujun[9] submits to bondage with Sephiroth[13]? Um. Cross-dimensional kinky pr0n in which they fight like crazy, and then there is a whole lot of UST and Goujun needs some relief because his kinky-pr0n partner, Tenpou, broke up with him around six hundred years ago. And so he submits and they have sex.
And live happily ever after, until one day Goujun got pissed at being uke and ties Sephiroth up instead, and then Sephiroth is Very Pissed and became Insane and things turn Messy.
- 15 confesses deep and abiding love and lust for 14. How does 14 react?
Tenpou[15] confess deep and abiding love and lust for Kenren[14]? Um. Kenren will just stare and laugh and laugh and laugh. Then check Tenpou for fever because this thing? Already understood. And if Tenpou doesn't have a fever, Kenren will drag him to bed and fuck him silly.
Just so that he can be cured of all that nasty Lust Thing, of course.
gothxxangel - 5 and 11 got into a big fight. What was it about? They bitched about it to 2 and 4, whose side will they take?
Uh. Wufei[5] and Kubota[11] probably got into a big fight because Kubota Won't Stop Smoking and is Polluting the Damn Environment. Wufei will bitch to Hakkai[2] and Byakuya[4], but Kubota won't, because Kubota Does Not Bitch because that is Tokito's job. Hakkai will smile and nod and agree with Wufei but doesn't get what the hell is the big deal anyway, because he had gotten pretty much used to Gojyo's smoking and it doesn't really smell. Not on Gojyo anyway. And Byakuya would just stare at Wufei stoicly and say nothing, because he is a Kuchiki Lord and he Does Not Smoke.
Not cigerettes, anyway.
- 15 and 9 made a meal together for 6. What did they make? How did it taste?
Tenpou[15] and Goujun[9] make a meal for Kaien[6]? Uh. The kitchen will probably explode, which means that there is no way of ascertaining what the hell did they make. Tenpou can burn water and Goujun is a Dragon Lord and thus Does Not Cook. Kaien will be baffled by their efforts and then help them clean up.
- 4 accidentally walked in while 14 was taking a bath and saw him/her stark raving nekked!!. How did each react? Were there any fatalities?
... Dude. Byakuya[4] walk in while Kenren[14] is taking a bath? Byakuya would probably blush like crazy and then mumble apologies and walk away, while Kenren will just stare dumbly after him because, dude, the fuck? Then Kenren will tell Tenpou about the incident as a joke while drunk (Tenpou gets a lot of information from Kenren when he's drunk). Tenpou will get more than slightly jealous, and decides to have a little talk with Byakuya.
Fortunately, nothing perished except three rooms, five desks and two bookshelves. The inanimate things were given a proper burial by Tenpou, however. (As in, they were burnt, but Tenpou wrote a nice poem about the fire. So that makes it alright.)
clayin- 6, 9, and 12 all go out for dinner. Who ends up feeling like a third wheel?
Kaien[6], Goujun[9] and Rufus[12] all go out for dinner? Probably Kaien, because Goujun and Rufus are both Haughty Leaders With Disobedient SubordinatesWho Deserved to be Spanked. Kaien is a Disobedient Subordinate himself, and thus felt very nervous. Also, the conversation between the two sounds too much like flirting, especially when they started to discuss the merits of Spanking.
- What is 7 most likely to do to 13 while 13 is sleeping?
Envy[7] will probably steal Sephiroth[13]'s sword while he's sleeping, then watch him throw a fit and snicker evilly. Then Sephiroth will remember, hey, he can call the sword to him by his will, and did. Envy came along, because he refused to let go of said sword.
Let's just say that it is a very good thing that Envy heals fast. A very good thing, indeed.
- What is 1's secret vice?
Vincent[1]? Dark chocolate. Especially if they are dipped in strawberries. Mmm.
bagelbunion - What would happen if 4 and 9 were in a relationshp and 9 slept with 2 and 2 gave 9 crabs that then gave to 4 and 9 had to come clean about the affair and then number 5 brought over cupcakes?
Byakuya[4] and Goujun[9] are in a relationship and Goujun slept with Hakkai[2] (why can I so see this? WHY?!) and Hakkai gave Goujun crabs that he then gave to Byakuya and Goujun had to come clean about the affair and then Wufei[5] brought over cupcakes?
Uh. Byakuya would probably shoot through the roof, and he and Goujun will have a Huge Raving Argument. Hakkai will then seek out Gojyo because he was pretty damn sure he doesn't have crabs last night, and everyone is suspicious of Wufei's cupcakes because all of them had pissed him off during the last few weeks, and they wondered if it was poison.
Fortunately, it wasn't. Unfortunately, it was Wufei's Cooking and was probably worse then poison anyway.
I had far too much fun with this
1. Vincent (Final Fantasy VII)
2. Hakkai (Saiyuki)
3. Gojyo (Saiyuki)
4. Byakuya (Bleach)
5. Wufei (Gundam Wing)
6. Kaien (Bleach)
7. Envy (Fullmetal Alchemist)
8. Reno (Final Fantasy VII)
9. Goujun (Saiyuki)
10. Tokito (Wild Adapter)
11. Kubota (Wild Adapter)
12. Rufus (Final Fantasy VII)
13. Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII)
14. Kenren (Saiyuki)
15. Tenpou (Saiyuki)
jadeemperor - 3, 8, & 13 are having a group date with 1, 6 & 10 respectively. What kind of place do they go for this date? Also, what happens after the said date?Gojyo[3] and Vincent[1], Reno[8] and Kaien[6], Tokito[10] and Sephiroth[13] are all on a group date together...? Oh dear. Let's see, Gojyo and Reno will flirt with each other while Sephiroth and Vincent roll their eyes at them and stare at each other for some reason
After the date, Gojyo and Reno will go home and continue mock-flirting and talking about their respective SO and discuss ideas about how to top them. Sephiroth and Vincent will be off having a... spar. Kaien, in his infinite boredom, will be dragged off to Tokito's place to meet 'Kubo-chan'. And he will be scared shitless.
alma_alba - 5 and 10 are being kinky. What are they doing, and who's on top?... Um. Wufei and Tokito... uh... They're tying each other up. Tokito is topping from the bottom because he learned a few things from his Kubo-chan, and Wufei is secretly loving being dominated like that because he has Control Issues.
- 1, 2, 3, 4, and 6. If they are not Gundam Wing characters, which GW person are they most like? If any of them are, then what Bleach character is that person most like?
Vincent[1] will be Trowa, because he broods and hides his face behind his hair/clothes. There is also the whole rape connotation (Hojo in Vincent's case). Hakkai[2] will definitely be Quatre, because he's nice and sweet and then he turns around and kills you. And then he'll apologize for doing it messily because it's Not Nice to kill people messily, you see. Gojyo[3] will be Fandom!Maxwell, the resident flirt with the Issues and the Street Kid Past and the Hiding Angst Behind Laughter. There is also the long hair. Byakuya[4] will be Heero, as he's the Leader and Cold and Strong with a Troublesome Woman. Kaien[6] will be Canon!Maxwell, for he is Heero's Best Friend and is seriously a cheerful person but still kickass.
... The Hakkai-Quatre comparison scares me the most. The quiet ones, indeed.
- 7 and 8 conspire to steal 12's underwear. 11 catches them in the act. How does 11 react, what do 7 and 8 do upon being caught, and most importantly -- what kind of underwear is it they're stealing?
Envy[7] and Reno[8] would so conspire to steal Rufus[12]'s underwear. Kubota[11] catches them in the act, and smiles creepily at them and doesn't really do anything except, you know, smile creepily. Envy is severely creeped out because, dude, somebody can do creepy better than he does, and Reno doesn't exactly do anything or is scared because he gets this constantly from Tseng.
And they're stealing boxers, of course. Black silk boxers that feel so nice when you rub them against your cheeks and smell. Not that Reno is saying anything. Really, he isn't.
- What would be the plot of a fic in which 9 submits to bondage with 13?
... Goujun[9] submits to bondage with Sephiroth[13]? Um. Cross-dimensional kinky pr0n in which they fight like crazy, and then there is a whole lot of UST and Goujun needs some relief because his kinky-pr0n partner, Tenpou, broke up with him around six hundred years ago. And so he submits and they have sex.
And live happily ever after, until one day Goujun got pissed at being uke and ties Sephiroth up instead, and then Sephiroth is Very Pissed and became Insane and things turn Messy.
- 15 confesses deep and abiding love and lust for 14. How does 14 react?
Tenpou[15] confess deep and abiding love and lust for Kenren[14]? Um. Kenren will just stare and laugh and laugh and laugh. Then check Tenpou for fever because this thing? Already understood. And if Tenpou doesn't have a fever, Kenren will drag him to bed and fuck him silly.
Just so that he can be cured of all that nasty Lust Thing, of course.
gothxxangel - 5 and 11 got into a big fight. What was it about? They bitched about it to 2 and 4, whose side will they take?Uh. Wufei[5] and Kubota[11] probably got into a big fight because Kubota Won't Stop Smoking and is Polluting the Damn Environment. Wufei will bitch to Hakkai[2] and Byakuya[4], but Kubota won't, because Kubota Does Not Bitch because that is Tokito's job. Hakkai will smile and nod and agree with Wufei but doesn't get what the hell is the big deal anyway, because he had gotten pretty much used to Gojyo's smoking and it doesn't really smell. Not on Gojyo anyway. And Byakuya would just stare at Wufei stoicly and say nothing, because he is a Kuchiki Lord and he Does Not Smoke.
Not cigerettes, anyway.
- 15 and 9 made a meal together for 6. What did they make? How did it taste?
Tenpou[15] and Goujun[9] make a meal for Kaien[6]? Uh. The kitchen will probably explode, which means that there is no way of ascertaining what the hell did they make. Tenpou can burn water and Goujun is a Dragon Lord and thus Does Not Cook. Kaien will be baffled by their efforts and then help them clean up.
- 4 accidentally walked in while 14 was taking a bath and saw him/her stark raving nekked!!. How did each react? Were there any fatalities?
... Dude. Byakuya[4] walk in while Kenren[14] is taking a bath? Byakuya would probably blush like crazy and then mumble apologies and walk away, while Kenren will just stare dumbly after him because, dude, the fuck? Then Kenren will tell Tenpou about the incident as a joke while drunk (Tenpou gets a lot of information from Kenren when he's drunk). Tenpou will get more than slightly jealous, and decides to have a little talk with Byakuya.
Fortunately, nothing perished except three rooms, five desks and two bookshelves. The inanimate things were given a proper burial by Tenpou, however. (As in, they were burnt, but Tenpou wrote a nice poem about the fire. So that makes it alright.)
clayin- 6, 9, and 12 all go out for dinner. Who ends up feeling like a third wheel?Kaien[6], Goujun[9] and Rufus[12] all go out for dinner? Probably Kaien, because Goujun and Rufus are both Haughty Leaders With Disobedient Subordinates
- What is 7 most likely to do to 13 while 13 is sleeping?
Envy[7] will probably steal Sephiroth[13]'s sword while he's sleeping, then watch him throw a fit and snicker evilly. Then Sephiroth will remember, hey, he can call the sword to him by his will, and did. Envy came along, because he refused to let go of said sword.
Let's just say that it is a very good thing that Envy heals fast. A very good thing, indeed.
- What is 1's secret vice?
Vincent[1]? Dark chocolate. Especially if they are dipped in strawberries. Mmm.
bagelbunion - What would happen if 4 and 9 were in a relationshp and 9 slept with 2 and 2 gave 9 crabs that then gave to 4 and 9 had to come clean about the affair and then number 5 brought over cupcakes?Byakuya[4] and Goujun[9] are in a relationship and Goujun slept with Hakkai[2] (why can I so see this? WHY?!) and Hakkai gave Goujun crabs that he then gave to Byakuya and Goujun had to come clean about the affair and then Wufei[5] brought over cupcakes?
Uh. Byakuya would probably shoot through the roof, and he and Goujun will have a Huge Raving Argument. Hakkai will then seek out Gojyo because he was pretty damn sure he doesn't have crabs last night, and everyone is suspicious of Wufei's cupcakes because all of them had pissed him off during the last few weeks, and they wondered if it was poison.
Fortunately, it wasn't. Unfortunately, it was Wufei's Cooking and was probably worse then poison anyway.
I had far too much fun with this