Another Meme!

[evocates]

Okay, I know you guys are tired of these things. I swear, this is funny. Very funny. I got it from... nepenth... So...

Write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can’t look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you’re going to use.

1. Chang Wufei
2. Treize Khushrenada
3. Zechs Marquise
4. Sesshoumaru
5. Miroku
6. Relena Darlian Peacecraft
7. Duo Maxwell
8. Dorothy Catalonia
9. Integral Hellsing
10. Alucard
11. Pip Bernadette
12. D



Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Relena/Pip...? No. I've never even seen a Hellsing/Gundam Wing crossover. And Pip is Seras's. Definitely.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

SESSHOUMARU-SAMA! -drools at the sight of him- Does that answer your question?

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

D gets Dorothy pregnant? Okaaay... I can't see that happening, but...

Dorothy: One night. Just one night. And now I'm knocked up. It's yours.
D: ...
Dorothy: Don't you dare give me the silent treatment, mister!
D: It's couldn't be mine.
Dorothy: What?!
D: Half-breeds aren't fertile. Not even a dhampire.
Dorothy: Oh, reeeeaaaallyyyy? There is the tiny fact that I only had sex with you for the past 3 months. Trying to shirk your responsibilities, D?
D: I have never heard of a half-breed fathering children.
Dorothy: So what? Doesn't mean it wouldn't happen. You never see the milkman, but it doesn't mean that he don't exist. If anything, vampire blood would make your seed even more virile.
D: ...

Right. I'm going to scrub my brains out now. That was fucking disturbing.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

Integral? Erm, hold on. I have to dig out the link... . Ascension, by Asenath One of the best Young!Integral I've read, which isn't that much.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Treize and Relena...? No. Treize and WUFEI. Relena and DOROTHY. Treize and Relena may have a slim chance of getting together in an AU, but in canon? Naaah...

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Miroku/Integral or Miroku/Alucard? Miroku/Alucard, definitely. I'm a yaoi maniac. And plus, if he tries to hit on Integral, Alucard would eat him. Literally.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Duo walk in on Treize and D having sex...? He'll probably report to Wufei that his lover is cheating on him. But he'll probably scream and try to scrub his eyeballs out first. Seriously. -giggles-

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Zechs/Alucard...? Erm... Okay. When Libra exploded, Zechs were thrown across dimensions and time and space, to the Hellsing manor. He met and angered the resident vampire Alucard, who found out the reason he's called Lightning Count. -bash head on keyboard- OMG SEIZURE AT MENTAL IMAGE!

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Wufei and Dorothy...? NO. Just NO. If those two get together, it won't be hearts and roses. It'll be swords, duelling, competition, and a battle of wits and dominance. Wufei wouldn't bring Dorothy flowers. And even if he did, Dorothy would laugh in his face. Seriously.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Duo and D? Er... Pain is Bearable When Shared. I am really bad at titles. Look at my fics!

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Sesshoumaru deflower Wufei...? Err... Wufei got flung across dimensions, then got caught by a slave holder and sold to Sesshoumaru who fell in love with his exotic good looks and... -hurls- I can't believe I just wrote that!

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Duo Maxwell slash? I'm sure they have. At least my GW-knowledgable friends anyway. Duo is a very... versatile person. -laughs-

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Zechs het? Err... I think so. Noin, anyone?

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Pip? I don't know anyone here who does personally, but hellsing has a lot of people who does though. LJ newbie. Not much friends. -laughs-

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Treize/Sesshoumaru/Miroku? I don't think I have insane enough friends to do that. -giggles-

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Err... What kind of great passion? If Anger... Well "JUDAS PRIEST!" or "POLICE GIRL!". During sex? "MASTER!", but "COUNTESS!" is a good bet too.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

Dorothy...? Toxic, by Britney Spears. Sang by Relena. Bwahaha.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

Wufei/Relena/D? Bloodplay, NCS, bisexual threesome. I don't see anyway they could get together, but D could lose control. And Wufei and Relena could just be in vincity. Yea. And the sky could drop down tomorrow.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

Treize on Alucard? Err...

Treize: "Mind changing a new Master?"

(Introducing TDW, master of lame pick-up lines!)

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Last week. Went to iyfic_contest and read the contest entries. =D

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?

Relena...? Hmm... One night fling with her brother? He is a sex god after all, and shares her obsession with Heero. Plus she only knew he was her brother for less than a year. -grins-

Would Eleven shag Nine?

Pip shag Integral? Oh YEA, if she gives him the chance to, that is. Plus ensure that Alucard won't maul him.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Zechs and Duo? ZECHS. Definitely. Duo strikes me as the 'I'm willing to surrender to someone stronger than me' person.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Duo/Dorothy? Oh. Ew. Ew. Ew. EW. -OMGWTFPAIN!-

I'm working on Enemy's Child Chapter 2. Really.