sob see I can never see Robert as a complete woobie because of the world he's grown up in. because the business world is fucking vicious and i've been working in an office long enough to bullshit, but what i've seen is probably like a hundredth of what he's lived through. so he's got to have some spine there. AND THIS IS SAITO WHO IS THE EPITOME OF SUCCESSFUL CAPITALISM SO.

/clings

SURE LET'S GET MARRIED IN LAS VEGAS. THEN I CAN COLLECT YOU AS PART OF MY HAREM. YOU CAN BE WITH MY THREE ROBERTS. :3

:3333 of course. the bit with robert and the coffee is now headcanon for me. eheh.