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[FIC] Saiyuki: Of Femininity
Help! I'm in a new fandom! Again!
This is for practice, because my dialogue needs lots and lots of work and I always write too much.
Of Femininity
Characters: Sanzo, Gojyo
Rating: PG
Words: 100
Summary: For 100_roadstrips Challenge #23 - Genderswitch. Because Gojyo is an idiot, and because all Sanzos are supposed to be male.
“I have never heard of a Sanzo who is a woman.”
“Now you have. Shut up.”
“I mean isn’t being Sanzo the job of a guy? Isn’t there a rule about this? Or maybe you’re a nun-Sanzo… But Sanzo means a guy and…”
‘Click’
“Shut up. I’m Sanzo. That’s all.”
“You’re ignoring the logic of the universe!”
“What does the universe’s logic have to do with this?”
“I don’t know. Somehow.”
Eyetic. Release safety. Aim.
“Shut up or I’ll shoot you.”
“PMS?”
Fire.
“Ah! Okay! Fine! You’re a woman and a Sanzo!”
“Shut up unless saying something useful.”
“Yes, ma’am.”
End
This is for practice, because my dialogue needs lots and lots of work and I always write too much.
Of Femininity
Characters: Sanzo, Gojyo
Rating: PG
Words: 100
Summary: For 100_roadstrips Challenge #23 - Genderswitch. Because Gojyo is an idiot, and because all Sanzos are supposed to be male.
“I have never heard of a Sanzo who is a woman.”
“Now you have. Shut up.”
“I mean isn’t being Sanzo the job of a guy? Isn’t there a rule about this? Or maybe you’re a nun-Sanzo… But Sanzo means a guy and…”
‘Click’
“Shut up. I’m Sanzo. That’s all.”
“You’re ignoring the logic of the universe!”
“What does the universe’s logic have to do with this?”
“I don’t know. Somehow.”
Eyetic. Release safety. Aim.
“Shut up or I’ll shoot you.”
“PMS?”
Fire.
“Ah! Okay! Fine! You’re a woman and a Sanzo!”
“Shut up unless saying something useful.”
“Yes, ma’am.”
End